Welcome

You have just landed - either by accident, coercion or choice - on my self-centred home site with its many active or planned links to my wide-ranging interests and activities. Unless you belong to one of the following four groups, most of whose members temporarily require my egocentricity, I suggest you take off again and go about your business. Trumpet-blowing is often enjoyed only by the trumpeter. You have been warned.

1. Cautious Investors
You are a potential investor in my rotary phase engines or another of my many creative projects and wish to assess my suitability as a recipient of support.

2. Loving Relatives
You are so closely related to me that your affection and familial pride sometimes lead you to indulge in the embarrassing coercion mentioned above.

3. Resentful Adversaries
You are one of my very few self-appointed enemies and are eager to find things to gloat over, despite the terrible risk of making yourself even more miserable.

4. Curious Surfers
You have nothing better to do than encounter the sweeping eccentricity of a restless creator of ideas and artefacts, and a frenetic collector of experiences.